I am being cockblocked, and I do not like it one bit.
I can’t really say much more about it, so I’ll just leave it at that: there are cocks, they are in my way, and it’s making me grumpy.
Bah.
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Speaking of dongs, Vietnam’s currency is called dong, too (1 dollar = 16,000 dong) and you can get a t-shirt from a tourism company that says “Your dong is safe in our hands!” and I totally wanted to buy it. And wear it.
I like that exchange rate. 16,000 dongs might be a bit overwhelming, though.