Like a bolt from the blue, my SqueePC seems to have emerged from the FedEx void – according to the internet, it’s sitting in Richmond awaiting delivery. This is good. I would like my tiny laptop back please.

I was looking at funky cool laptop sleeves yesterday, but all my machines are a) too old, b) too small, c) too small, and d) too big for the selection I found. It’s not really a big deal, but they were fun and I am all about the fun if it comes in neoprene form.

The last of my bridesmaids has given birth – Christy had a daughter sometime in the last week. That’s three for three, all with daughters with cool names – River, Murrin, and Hazel. I am still content with my position of Captain of Team No Babies, but I am happy for my baby-crazed friends. Way to procreate, girls! You rock that placenta!

Is it a bad thing when a video game makes you want to eat ramen?