As seen on the back of a car during my commute this morning:
“Real Cowgirl’s want more than just an 8 second ride”
Let’s count the things that are wrong:
- Darlin’, you’re in a Mazda 6
- .. driving to downtown Vancouver
- with nary a horse, hat, boot or bale of hay in sight
- “Real Cowgirl’s”? Really? Perhaps instead of that eternal ride you’re looking for, you could re-take 4th grade grammar
The entire thing just filled me with snarky amusement, is all.
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…But it takes most of 8 seconds just to mount. Can that even, then, be called a ride?
What’s with the 8 seconds, anyways? Hell, my minimum’s *way* longer than that. What sort of horses is that chick riding?
Also, what happens at the 8 second mark? Is she done, or is her ride? They have creams for that now.
Gives new meaning to “trigger happy”, I suppose.
That’s just odd.
I think if she were done at 8 seconds that wouldn’t be considered a problem.
It’s rodeo speak. You have to stay on a bull or a bucking horse for 8 seconds for your ride to count. I guess it’s the ‘cowgirl’s’ response to ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’? Y’all would think it was hilarious if you were real cowgirl’s, I’m sure :|
sexy times!!