There was a FedEx delivery slip on my door when I got home from work today. I have no idea what it is! I definitely have a list of things I’m waiting for, but everything I’ve ordered was shipped by regular post. What is coming to me via fancy delivery? I do not know! Did anyone send me a present? Ooh, the anticipation!
I like getting things in the mail.
I wonder if this package will contain plastic rape toys.
delicious juice dot com 
hehe.. Man, I just don’t know where you come up with this stuff ;) [chuckle]
I’m anxiously awaiting my new laptop/tablet I ordered. So. Can’t. Wait! Maybe I’ll get bonus “plastic toys” in my package, too! :D
I like secret presents. especially if it’s illegal propaganda or risque in any sort of way. bonus points if there is a chance your mom is gonna open it.