Speaking as someone with a great deal of experience and knowledge on water and the whole sub-counter-culture of being wet, I have never in my entire life been as soggy as I am right now.

I’m supposed to be in a tiny hall listening to punk rock, but instead I’m at home wringing out my clothing and waiting until I can feel my legs again before I head back out to hopefully catch the last part of the show.

I am a miserable girl.