I don’t normally do two bullet point posts in a row, but you’re going to have to bare with me today – I’m swamped in sticky chemicals at The Lab and don’t actually have TIME to think in complete sentences let alone try to be entertaining at it.

Things That Are Currently Making Me All Stabby:

• Disruptive, argumentative people during training sessions who turn out to be wrong anyway
• The protesters across the street
• My increasing fears that my shiny new WSD will make my skin break out in horrible ways
• My new face scrub smells like tartar sauce
• I don’t have any plans for this weekend, and I want to have some fun
• My hair sucks
• Why is there an xacto knife in the bathroom
• Quality Assurance

In the grand scheme of things, none of that is too bad at all. Here is the flipside:

Things That Are Super:

• The weather is going to be gorgeous this weekend, so even if I end up doing very little it’s bound to be epic
• I’m going to have a tasty dinner tonight by myself if I have to (because no one is answering any of my emails; that should be up there in the stabby list)
• There’s a rumour floating around that the Horrible Person has up and quit on us
• It’s payday, and I do believe I will do some shopping after work
• My p8tch came in the mail yesterday and I now I am even nerdier than before
• Slowly but surely, Lemon is integrating himself into our family – last night he slept on Hobble for quite some time and it was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

Good times.