- I have no qualms against dressing or undressing Darren
- Fido fucking sucks
- My lack of social life can easily be blamed on the fact that Fido fucking sucks
- Doing groceries is brutally expensive and we find ourselves having to be sensible about what we get, yet I will still somehow manage to pick up 2 of what we already have 3 of at home
- Restoring my iPhone is scary :(
- That lady at the Fresh Slice counter next to me is a total bitch
- Sleeping in until 1pm is sometimes therapeutic
- Being told things like “you look hideous”, “what the hell happened to you”, “you scare me” and “you look just awful” is sometimes appropriate and excellent
- IT’S TACO SEASON!
- Fondue is both great and for some reason, shocking:
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