ways in which i am totally subversive

  • As far as ICBC is concerned, I have no twin sibling (evil or otherwise)
  • I wasn’t allowed to smile in my new license picture, but I AM wearing bright green eyeshadow
  • .. and a flower in my hair
  • … and a necklace that says “KIMLI” – fuck you and your “Kim Lee” legal name BS!
  • I got a parking ticket while at the DMV
  • Except I DID pay for parking – the lot was a “display ticket on dash” one, and I was on my scooter
  • So good luck getting me to pay that ticket – I keep parking reciepts for exactly this reason
  • The ticketing officer must have been a real dumbass
  • I am tempted to send in the ticket and my paid parking reciept with “LOL” written across the top
  • Ohhh yeah
  • Now I will eat a crepe
  • Subversive whipped cream for the win!

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