a day in the life

  • “Oh boy, free soup!”
  • *burns tongue* “Ow! This is hot!”
  • *spills soup* “Gee, I sure suck at soup!”
  • *cleans up mess*
  • “Okay, let’s see if I can eat the rest of my lunch without spilling it everywhere.”
  • *drops carrot down shirt*
  • “.. fuck.”

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