Maybe I should have taken the blue pill instead.
I triple-checked – red equals daytime and rabbit holes; blue equals nighttime and believing whatever I want to believe which includes believing a daytime pill is NON-DROWSY.
Everything has colour trails and I can’t feel my ankles. I’m high as a fucking kite and one comfortable chair away from passing out. This actually really sucks – I’m stuck at work, can’t possibly take my scooter home like this, and don’t know what to do. I can’t actually work on anything because I can barely form a sentence – you have no idea how much effort I’m putting into this – so I’m just .. twitching. I hate these drugs. I’m starting to get paranoid – I can’t find mention of these exact pills online. Where did I get them? Did I stumble upon some alternate reality medication again? Fuck. I’m dizzy. I wanna go home. The urge to take my pants off is becoming impossible to ignore.
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I took an allergy pill at my Mum’s house, not realizing that she bought drowsy, rather than non-drowsy pills. (Who the fuck DOES that??)
Just about passed out sitting up in a chair. Totally agree with the ‘high-as-a-kite’ assessment.
Took at nap with my daughter, fell asleep faster than she did, was out for HOURS. That’s some seriously fucked up shit.
take them both together, then you are on an equilibrium of sorts. (I kid!)
Seriously though cold medication makes me feel more fucked up than any recreational drug I’ve ever done. And not the good kind of fucked up either.
Hope you feel better soon!