My jaw just dropped so hard I felt it click in my head. I just Googled something so astounding that I have huge anime eyes – add that to my unhinged jaw, and I probably look like a blow up doll.

The TV showed me this:

The Rock as Cliffjumper.

Neil Patrick Harris as Bumblebee.

Frank Welker as Megatron.

PETER CULLEN AS OPTIMUS PRIME.

Holy shit, it’s like Christmas, my birthday, multiple orgasms and unlimited Diet Coke refills all in one.

SO! EXCITED!