I give up. No matter how long I blog, no matter how many posts I write, no matter how many Victorian-era euphemisms for my fruitful lady vine I post .. I will never, ever be able to top this website:

James Van Der Memes

I didn’t even WATCH the Dawsons, and this website speaks to me on levels I could only previously dream about. Everyone else should just close up shop and shut down their websites; the internet has been won.

It’s too bad, too. I was having so much fun.