• Waxed
• Double vaxxed
• Full of snacks
• Fully stacked
• Listening to Basement Jaxx
• Overtaxed
• Aware of nymphomaniacs
• surviving cutbacks
• Pretty relaxed
• A lover of knickknacks
• Unable to fax
• a fan of Drax
• Enjoying my pax
• A geocentric parallax

Facts.