I’ve just literally been stunned into silence with all .. <mad gesturing> y’know. It wasn’t my intention to go back on my word (get it), but:

• We were in Mexico!
• Dragged Ed out to the LNY Market at UBC the day after we got back, which was a herculean effort of fast talking and effusive promises!
• Got the flu, to match Ed’s shiny new second flu. As of this writing (which is taking forever because Moon Knight), I’ve been sick for 8 days. It sucks all of the ass, I am entirely over it (how on earth is my head capable of creating this much mucus), and this is why I don’t go outside.
• Watching the collapse of western society in real time! Historians dream of this shit, man! And we get to watch it play out for FREE!

So, yeah. I’ve been busy.

Mexico was amazing. The weather was terrible, by all accounts: it was overcast most of the time, and it rained everyday. For a couple of sun-scared Canadians who only wanted warmer temps and mild adventures, it was perfect. I spent as much time as possible in water: floating in one of the resort’s 7 pools, spelunking in a cenote, getting cunt punched by the Gulf of Mexico. We toured Chichén Itzá, visited some villages, and ate a reasonable amount of food. I did spend half of one day crazy sick: a combination of alcohol, sun, and excessive bobbing did me in and I was out of commission. Other than that, it was an extremely enjoyable trip: AAA+, would Mexico again. In fact, will Mexico again, as the lower 48 (and upper 1) are no-go zones until we stop living in such interesting fucking times.