Knowing how Bluesky displays these links, I feel like I should have a relatively innocuous opening paragraph before I get to the juicier (sorry) content splashed (very sorry) within. Is this enough? Doesn’t matter: I’ll take this one on the chin (forgive me) and get right to it:

Y’ALL

I FOUND ANOTHER BUKKAKE NECKLACE

The Bukkake Necklace is a faux pearl waterfall necklace I found .. somewhere. Legit don’t remember. I put it on and it was instantly hilarious, earning it a title, and has been pulled out on special occasions over the last couple of decades (remaining hilarious each time). I lost it a while back for several months and was genuinely distraught until I found it again.

Ed and I were out thrifting yesterday (I needed vases for my new old lady hobbies), and I spotted it splayed out in the jewellery display: a second bukkake necklace, in a different colour. Y’all.

I snapped it up immediately (along with a Barbie prayer candle and a long denim overcoat and the aforementioned vases). It is now hanging out with the original Bukakke Necklace, shown here for future reference:

Thrifting is AWESOME. Maybe that’s what I’ll do next week, to avoid panicking about .. everything.