Daily Archives: January 23, 2008

another one bites the dust

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Alas, poor dangerous Starbucks cup! I knew him, Horatio; a cup of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy – he hath borne me Diet Coke a thousand times; and now! How abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rims at it! Here sat the lip from which I drank I know not how oft. Where be your liquids now? Your ice cubes? Your bubbling refreshment? Your icy cold merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own gaping mouth.

This keyboard tray is going to be the death of me. My beloved and controversial Starbucks (and unfortunately freshly full) mug fell off my desk and shattered, dumping the delicious contents all over my floor and making one big giant clusterfuck of a mess. This sucks. I loved that mug. It was perfect for my nefarious beverages, and now it is no more and I can’t even replace it because of the recall notice. This also sucks! I hate everything!

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screaming heebies

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HEY LOOK! LET’S ALL WATCH KIMLI GO NUTS!

This is insane. My eyes are crossing from all the job descriptions I’m staring at daily, and I’m getting nowhere. I still haven’t heard back from the interview I had on December 20th, and I’m wearing holes in our floor by pacing back and forth. I wish they would just tell me NO already so I can stop worrying and hoping. I am FREAKING OUT and it is simply no fun at all.

I have cabin fever like you wouldn’t believe, but I don’t want to go outside because I might spend money and I’m paranoid about running out. I am grumpy and angsty. THIS SUCKS.

I need a job. I need to get out of this apartment. I need something to look forward to. I need to hire Bill Kurtis to narrate my life for me. Alternatively, I need to stop watching so much A&E.

I need change.