Last night during dinner, an interesting question came up: will the iPhone and iPod Touch respond if you use a/your wang instead of your finger?
Clearly, this could be a significant breakthrough for amputee exhibitionists everywhere. I am obligated to research my theory to the ends of the earth, not for my own pleasure, but for SCIENCE.
You can expect my detailed report – with pictures, if I can talk fast enough – to be on your collective e-desks soon.
Science is awesome.
The effects of the Purple Monkey Dishwashergate Scandal are fast and far-reaching – I’ve spent the morning moving my desk in The Lab down the hall, away from those I gone did done wrong somehow. I was always going to be moving, as my old desk belonged to someone out having babies and was due to return shortly; the scandal just moved things up a few weeks. My new spot is much better, actually. I have a whole row to myself, a window seat, and a ledge for my many, many toys. It is good.
That doesn’t mean it still didn’t sting to learn that people were in an uproar over something I allegedly did, though.
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