I had another early morning web conference today. Knowing what to expect and unable to use the internet to pass the time, I brought in pencil crayons and made a picture:

This image depicts what I imagine I missed after I left the bar last night: Darren whipping out his penis and doing the helicopter, with a delighted Josh and frazzled Reilly taking drunken pictures. Two innocent passers-by are shocked and traumatized by the mesmerizing twirling doodle, and Darren is very pleased with himself. Note the details: lots and lots of beer, Darren’s trucker hat, Reilly’s enormous flash, and Josh’s drunken bubbles. Truly, I am less an artist as I am an artiste.

I don’t normally set up meetings, but since these two past Thursday meetings were my doing, I brought in breakfast. Last week I hit up Tim Hortons for donuts and muffins, but this week I was feeling lazy and damp so I stopped at Save-On to pick up some food. I ended up getting Pop Tarts and a fruit platter, which I figured would please both ends of the dietary spectrum. I was amused to note that by the end of the meeting, all three boxes of Pop Tarts were cleaned right out while not one person had touched the fruit platter. Heh! More for me, then.

I am absolutely in love with the Camera Bag app for the iPhone. It’s a little tool that allows you to take or load a picture, then apply one of five filters to it: Helga (a Holga-esq tool that features washed-out colours and nifty corners), 1974 (faded and orange), Lolo (Lomography – white border, bright colours), Cinema (dark and cropped), and 1962 (black and white newspaper-esq pictures). John writes a better review here, but I am so digging on this application – it’s well worth the $4.99. Here are some pictures I’ve taken:

Fun.