Okay, it’s raining. Has been for some time. Yes, it’s June. Almost summer, even. Blah blah stupid rain blah blah where’s the sun blah blah hate being wet.

People, it could be SO MUCH WORSE:

current weather condition: dusty

Still whining? How about the upcoming week in Djibouti?

feels like breathing fire

Okay, some people like it hot. But how would you handle a forecast of impending doom?

cloudy with a chance of apocalypse

It could always be worse. Remember how beautiful our February was? This’ll go away soon enough, and we’ll have our gorgeous Vancouver summer. In the meantime, carry an umbrella and stop complaining. At least it’s not raining fucking spiders:

oh sweet jesus why

.. on second thought, maybe I’ll just never go outside again. Just in case.