Waking up to The Misfits cover of “Monster Mash” was a surreal start to my morning, and as a result my head is not in the right place.

I hate it when I feel I have to apologize for lack of content – seriously, NO ONE updates as much as I do – but it’s the Canadian in me.

I am waiting for a bunch of things to happen/arrive/be released/be available, and it’s making me anxious.

Here are some funny things from the internets:

now i want a giraffe.

• Comic Sans has finally had enough of being everyone’s bitch
• .. this would have been a link to Newsweek.com with instructions to enter the Konami Code, but it looks like it’s been disabled. Too bad; it was funny
• Live blogging Wimbledon appears to have broken this blogger’s brain (the good stuff is at the bottom)

Yes.