The sheer enormity of my balls got the better of me this morning. I wanted to get one last ride into work before the weather turned wet for the winter, and since it’s lovely and sunny and clear out, I thought today would be the day for Sally and I to rule the streets.

Turns out that day should have been several weeks ago – it’s COLD out there. I was stuck in traffic for a very long time, and I can’t feel my face or legs or tail. I’m frozen to the bone! Riding in today was not a very good idea at all. If I was just a little smarter, I would have rethought my plan as I was chiseling the ice off Sally’s seat – but I’m not very smart sometimes, and this is another one of my less-than-shining moments. I am really, really not looking forward to going home this afternoon. I might have to bail out of the space station a little early so I can be home before sundown – not only am I afraid of being attacked by zombies, I do not want to risk riding when it dips below 0. I hate being cold almost as much as I hate the undead.

I am going to take part in NoBloPoMo, the lazy man’s alternative to NaNoWriMo. Instead of writing a novel in 30 days, your objective is to merely make at least one post every day for the entire month of November. HAH, I scoff. I’ve been writing daily updates for almost six straight years – I can do one month, easy! Oh, yes. Fame and fabulous randomly drawn prizes will totally be mine. Actually, there’s already a wrench in the ointment – I’m going out of town this month, and it’ll make daily updating tricky. I’ll still update, though. Even if I have to do it by cell phone and pay out the ass per update, I will not fail my mission! To the internet – and beyond!

I’m going to California! I was invited to go to the VIA Couples, Computers and Gaming conference in San Francisco. I can’t wait! I’ll be staying with the g0d girlz and doing commentary for their demo games, as well as appearing on a discussion panel. I fly out on Friday the 10^th and return early Monday morning. I’m so excited! I love the g0d girlz, and I’m in a unique position for this particular topic, given how Ed and I met, got engaged, and celebrated our wedding. It’s going to be a lot of fun and I’m totally looking forward to it. Yay for adventure!