I’ve officially joined the unwashed masses – I’m unclean!

The City of Vancouver has advised that the water supply is at Terror Level Alert BROWN, for really gross and undrinkable. Even though it looks disgusting, it’s supposed to be okay for everything except a) drinking, b) cooking, c) tooth brushing. There was a mass exodus to the grocery stores last night for water; when we realized that perhaps this was a band wagon we should be a part of it was already too late. The shelves were bare, and we had to settle for beer instead.

They tell us it’s safe to shower in the cloudy yellow water, but why take that chance? I skipped my morning shower – unheard of, unless I’m catching a ridiculously early flight to somewhere – and I’m marinating in my own juices as we speak. It’s less disgusting for me because I did shower yesterday before getting the water warning; more so for the boys who haven’t showered in a week or so and are getting pretty ripe. I hope the water goes back to normal soon, because if this keeps up I’ll be traumatized by my hat head.

In other news, I would totally think about buying this because Samuel L. Jackson is the man – now literally!

i am sick and tired of these motherfucking sodomites on this motherfucking dead sea