Hey, Kimli! You’re exactly four hours away from the start of your period and wearing white underwear with light coloured pants, and have completely forgotten to bring any sort of feminine protection to work with you! What are you going to do?

I’m going to go to Disneyland to bleed all over the damn unicorns, that’s what.

The bloat has made me crankier than usual, and being nitpicked at work is not helping. I am not six. I do not need my every move checked up on. Additional ass marbles are not a gift with purchase.

Could someone please explain to me why all my recent dreams have been sex dreams, and why these dreams are flavoured by my conversations throughout the day? Last night everyone in my dream had a Russian accent. It was kind of hot, until I came into the office and realized that the people I had naked dreams about are the people I work with. That is just wrong and very disturbing.

Thanks for playing along and de-leurking yesterday! For those that didn’t, there’s still time – say hello! Fame and fortune can be yours!

I need some new tattoos. Anyone want to get inked with me? Bobbie, don’t we have a date? It’s a stress-reliever, I promise!

Okay, working now.