I am several kinds of sick:

1. I am on the verge of throwing up, all the time. That funny look on my face? I’m not just happy to see you; I’m trying to think of a polite way to throw up in your general direction without making it seem intentional.
2. I did something very, very bad to my back. Ed attributes my aches and pains to my avian bird sars, but this pain is very centralized and very, very bad. Whenever it twinges and makes with the hurtie, I want to throw up even more.

Actually, that’s it. I suppose two doesn’t really count as several, but the constant nausea is really putting a damper on my plans to NOT spend the day covered in vomit and curled up in a ball on the floor. I’m sure it would be a lot more exotic and newsworthy if I were a fancy socialite club kid instead of just a very ill astronaut who can’t keep anything down. This sucks. I hate throwing up.

In other news, I had a huge laugh today when I checked the forecast at Environment Canada – they made a huge mistake on the site! Since I am totally the kind of person who points out other people’s errors and laughs, I took a screenshot to show the internet:

LOLz! Do you see it? They misspelled “constant, never-ending rain” as “sunny”! Boy, are their faces red and/or covered with egg! They must have gone to the Fergie School of Spelling! Hah! Oh, the funny!