I had most of my hair chopped off yesterday, and it feels soooo much better. I tried taking a picture, but black hair against a black office chair makes it look like I am wearing a cape. I’m not – for once – so I’ll wait and take a picture when I’m not at work.

Okay, here:

Better pictures of me have been taken, but whaddyagonnado.

Once upon a time, I had something important to say.