I am utterly horrified to find myself writing a business document that contains the sentence “It is not enough to simply maintain the status quo; we must strive to continually provide excellence at all levels of interaction with our clients.” Jesus Christ, who am I and what have I done with the real Kimli?
Redemption does come quickly for me, though – in the same document I refer to myself as a “megalomaniacal control freak”. That’s normal, right? I’ll totally make it in the business world.
Look out, The Man! I am coming for you!
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I use “status quo”, “actioning”, “process” and “building an interactive and engaged user community”.
I’ve so sold out. But they let me keep the mohawk and dress like a slob, so I’m pleased.