After injuring myself, my first instinct is to take pictures and tell everyone about it. That is going to end up being my downfall one of these days – ooh, massive new england coronary! *click* *click* *upload* *prose* *email* *consider calling 911* *ask internet for advice* *die*
That being said, should I be at all worried about this?
I swear to god that bloody red spot wasn’t ON MY EYEBALL just a few minutes ago.
Oh god, I have eyeball herpes.