Dear Client:

Please yell at me more because of a mistake made by your inability to grasp the basics of how the internet works. It is truly awesome to have you talk down to me and explain in capital letters all my failings in life because I fixed something that you fucked up – at your request, no less. Thank you for ruining my morning and driving home the point that I am truly starting to hate my job because it seems less and less likely as every day goes by that I will ever get out of doing client support even though I’ve been promised that this situation is “just temporary” so many times. Seriously, thank you. It is totally great. Thank you for undermining my value to this organization not just to me but also to my boss by coping him on your infantile email. Thank you for being cozy with one of my co-workers who is now calling you up to “smooth things over” because obviously I am too stupid to understand your demands and making me look unstable with anger. I don’t know what I would do without you.

Fuck you.

On the upside, you ARE making my previous #1 most hated client ever seem like a fucking prince in comparison. I think I may offer him a blowjob by way of saying thanks.