I hate this. I’m bored and cranky and sore and hungry. I can’t use the computer for more than a few minutes at a time, and even when I can it feels like I’ve read the entire internet and my Virtual Villagers (the only game I can play at the moment because it’s slow as all hell and you spend most of the time watching tiny people play in a pond) are idiots who aren’t gaining tech points fast enough for interesting things to happen. I’m trying my damnest to behave myself, which is why my updates have been sporadic – but I’m about ten minutes of sheer boredom away from flailing, stretching, shaking hands with someone, doing jumping jacks, reaching for the ceiling and also putting my right hand up in class to answer a question all out of spite for my  shoulder.

Last night Ed took pity on me and brought me some String Dolls to cheer me up. Ali gave me the Red Devil for Christmas, and thanks to Ed I now have the Vampire, Punkin, and (his idea of hilarity) Safety Boy. I’ve made a mobile of them, and it looks super cool – but now I want more of them to make my mobile complete. Unfortunately, I can’t go out to get any and I also can’t buy any online since part of my “behaving” means NOT emptying our bank account via PayPal to soothe the cranky beast more than I already have. As soon as I can though, I’m going to buy myself a “get better, stupid” gift – a small one, since I don’t get paid when I’m at home healing. String Dolls are small! I can do this!

*whine* I am SO BORED.