I am a failure as a woman.
There’s something decidedly pathetic about asking your husband to leave work an hour early on a Friday afternoon for a triple X throw down, only to have him say no.
Ow, my ego.
Update: Not only does he not leave work early, he works late, “forgets” to tell me, and has no idea why I’m so upset. Asshole, I was basically asking you to come home and fuck me (go on, you try being actually horny for once when you’re on anti-depressants) and instead a) you turn me down, b) you stay at work late, c) you don’t bother telling me you’re working late, d) I am not as sexually exciting as premium fucking finance, and e) we fucking fought about this LAST week.
Wow.
You’re cut off for, like, forever.
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Sometimes you can’t skip out of work even if you really really want to. :(
Oh, NO. Denied! There’s only one thing to do… Solo Throw Down, send him tantalizing pix of what he’s missin’!!! :D
blah :/
Ugh, been there. Don’t feel like a failure — be mad at Hollywood for lying to us. In real life, men are pretty damn difficult to seduce when they’re busy and distracted.
but there’s also something to be said for the responsibility you have to the people who are paying for your groceries, don’t you think? sometimes it’s just not as easy as saying “okay, well i’m taking off for the day!” – if you agreed to be at work for x hours a day, then you should abide by that agreement.
personally, i envy people who have jobs where they have that kind of flexibility *coughjoshcough*, but we’re not all that lucky :)
The first part of the update was mostly tongue in cheek – I didn’t *really* expect him to be able to leave the office early.
The second part, though, was pure rage.
(go on, you try being actually horny for once when you’re on anti-depressants)
My new ones actually aren’t bad for this. Apparently, they make some people hornier.