This lady’s web site gives opportunity for so many puns that she has missed, but I’ll leave those to the rest of you.
Now, I can’t decide between the 9 Ring or the L’il Jill. Oh, and she promises that if I don’t cum in my pants before I even get the box open, money back! What I want to know is how she expects me to prove that, or if she’ll just take my word for it.
I used to link the list, but I removed the thingie it was on. It’s still here .. I don’t *think* anyone sent me anything – at least, I haven’t received any mystery packages :)
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Well, allow me to be the first.
This lady’s web site gives opportunity for so many puns that she has missed, but I’ll leave those to the rest of you.
Now, I can’t decide between the 9 Ring or the L’il Jill. Oh, and she promises that if I don’t cum in my pants before I even get the box open, money back! What I want to know is how she expects me to prove that, or if she’ll just take my word for it.
ACK! Put a NSFW warning on it! *lol*
I’m just relieved that she makes a point of noting they are “absolutely splinter proof.”
Hey, didn’t you used to have a link to your amazon wishlist? Did anyone you didn’t know ever send you anything?
I used to link the list, but I removed the thingie it was on. It’s still here .. I don’t *think* anyone sent me anything – at least, I haven’t received any mystery packages :)