Q: Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?
A: Ed
I have been more than patient, but if I don’t get my copy of Diner Dash for the DS today, heads are going to roll. The release date was the 22nd, but thanks to the holiday stores aren’t releasing the game until today. I can’t work under these conditions – I need mild entertainment, and I need it NOW.
Oh, if only that was the least of all my worries.
I really hate being at a loss for words. I could write pages upon pages about why I don’t like Ed very much right now – seriously, there’s about a half dozen reasons, each more shocking than the last – but even though I care not very much about saving his e-face, I still don’t feel like waxing some poetry about the (awful, terrible, juicy) specifics. If not wanting to spread delicious, satisfying humiliating details about him means I still love him, then I suppose I do. Just don’t ask me to say it out loud, though. I pretty much have two modes: love and hate, and I’m all out of bubble gum.
So, um. My mom bought me a cute denim vest/tank top that I think I’m going to have to return because it just doesn’t look good on me. I don’t have anything I’d wear with it, and I always feel as though I should be going out line dancing when I put it on. The store it came from had other things I like, so I should be able to find something else no problem. I hate returning things – especially without a receipt – but it’s either that or let it sit in my closet until the next time I go on a wardrobe purge.
The weather this week has been gorgeous, but the weekend’s forecast is wet and rainy. We’re supposed to go do various birthday things for the Shan and Ed Birthday Mashup, but those things were outdoors and technically still unplanned, since no one will tell me what they’d like to do. It’s okay, I can read minds. Really!
I *could* be more boring, but then I would slip into a coma.
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I wish I could be there for the Mashup. Darn holidays! Darn business trips! Darn husbands!!!
You can’t leave us hanging like this. The whole reason people read blogs is because they love gossip! Maybe you could regale us with the sordid details, but use another name. We’ll all pretend you aren’t talking about Ed and it will be all good.
Reminds me of a time I uploaded a story by “Captain Poultry” to the STS about his virgin-taking ways, but changed the names. Like everyone didn’t already know…
“Is it in yet?”
I lost my copy of chloroform.txt in a drive crash.
I still have it, as well as grin.jpg … anyone remember that one?
My sordid pre-internet life is blurring with my sordid post-internet life – what was grin.jpg? Email it to me!
I still have gross.txt; anyone up for some gooey cheese fingers clinging to their erect member?
Yes, I’ve been riding on the shock value of that one text file for a very long time now ..
I remember the Poultry post, but I think I must have missed out on some of those other gems. Is CP still alive?
Well, I think I found my .txt files and .jpgs… but they are on these things called floppy disks. Anyone remember those? I haven’t had a computer in 4 years that’s been capable of reading these! Hmm.. anyways,
grin.jpg was a certain STS’er involved with the Poultry deflowering debacle giving a gummer to some dude at Thetis Lake. Her eyes were blacked out with a rectangle, but we all knew… :)
Heh, I bought a USB floppy drive for my work when we converted from old Macs with floppy drives to those without. Still comes in handy occasionally.
I’m always amazed by homemade porn photos taken before the days of digital cameras.