Things today is:
- a Thursday
- payday
- the day I got to work looking like I’d blown a polar bear, thanks to all the dandelion fluff in the air
- World No Tobacco Day
- the 123rd anniversary of the patent of Corn Flakes
- 22 years since the day methylenedioxymethamphetamine became a Schedule I drug
- the day Godiva rode naked on a horse through the streets of Coventry to protest taxes
- the 151st day of the year
- the 17th anniversary of the premiere of Seinfeld
- 10 days until World Naked Bike Ride Day
- Ed’s 31st birthday
Happy birthday, Ed! You are cool and stuff! Since you are turning 31 on the 31st, today is your Golden Birthday – here’s hoping you receive many golden showers on your special day!
delicious juice dot com 
Ah the memories! Ed and I will be the same age for 34 days. WHEE! Happy Birthday, Mr Ed.
Happy Birthday to Ed!
*Does mental math (poorly)* Does that mean that you have the same birthday as me, Ali?! The 4th of July?! WHOOHA! Americans and fake Americans unite! (When I was a kid, upon hearing my birth date, would often ask ‘Are you American?!’ with apparent seriousness, too often!
To Ed, American or not… is that frosting on your lip or are you just… yeah, that’s gotta be frosting. Happy Birthday to the person who has THE BEST EVER way of answering calls from telemarketers!!!!!