HELP! Ed woke me up with birthday cake this morning, and now it is trying to suffocate me with icing because I ate a slice of its body! AHHH! The Zombie Birthday Cake demands revenge!
I will escape in the shower, then go outside and play because around here, we do not work on our birthdays so Ed and I are going out present shopping. Yay!
It is the 169th day of the year! Happy birthday to me!
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Happy bday! Have a good one.
Happy Happy, Kimli!
Just let me be the first to say
Many years ago today
Something grew inside of your mother
That thing was YOU!
YOU!
You! You! You! You!
Did she scream? Did she cry?
Only those that are born are ones that get to die!
One more year goes hurting, flying
Body, organs ripping, rotting,
Biological Discordance
Birthday equals nothing for us
R.S.V.P. Please
For the death of me
You have little time
You’re running out of life
Happy… Birthday… You’re gonna die!
Die, Die! Deth Day!
Birthday, Deth Day!
Die Die! Deth (Deth) Day!
Birthday, Deth (Deth) Day!
Die-die, Deth-day
Birth-day, Deth-day!
HAPPAY HAPPAY BIRFDAY TOOO YOOOOUUU! Please see Crackbook for more from me. :P