Holy fuck universe, what did I ever do to you?

• I woke up this morning retching, quickly followed by throwing up in the shower. Ever thrown up on an empty stomach? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome. Bile is just the greatest substance in the world.
• My face is freaking out. I don’t think I had acne this bad even in high school, and each zit is leaving a delightful scar on my face. I actually have to use concealer, and it’s making me feel just awesome about myself.
• Remember Ronaldo? Well, he’s back. Looks like it’s off to the doctor for some antibiotics for me. Hooray! It is not at all uncomfortable to have a fucking CYST on your DELICATE GIRL PARTS!

On the plus side, I haven’t gotten the rejection call from either of the two really good jobs I interviewed for. Yet. Things are sucking so much for me right now that I expect them to come in any minute. I’m trying to stay positive, but holy crap would you look at my face and vagina.

ARGH!