HEY LOOK! LET’S ALL WATCH KIMLI GO NUTS!
This is insane. My eyes are crossing from all the job descriptions I’m staring at daily, and I’m getting nowhere. I still haven’t heard back from the interview I had on December 20th, and I’m wearing holes in our floor by pacing back and forth. I wish they would just tell me NO already so I can stop worrying and hoping. I am FREAKING OUT and it is simply no fun at all.
I have cabin fever like you wouldn’t believe, but I don’t want to go outside because I might spend money and I’m paranoid about running out. I am grumpy and angsty. THIS SUCKS.
I need a job. I need to get out of this apartment. I need something to look forward to. I need to hire Bill Kurtis to narrate my life for me. Alternatively, I need to stop watching so much A&E.
I need change.
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Maybe we can both get what we want – You can work at EA, and I can have Bourdain’s job …. if you want to call it a ‘job’.
What about volunteering? I mean, in the meantime, while you are trying to find a job? If nothing else, it’ll get you out of the house and help you to rack up some karma points.