I *could* have made a proper update today, but instead I made a catalog of Nintendo DS games I have known. There are a lot of them. I like video games, you see.
I go through so many DS games that it’s easier to keep track of them on a separate page instead of updating the game reviews every time I play a new one. Some might say it’s a sickness, but to them I say PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW KABOOM.
I got some good news today, but I shan’t be saying anymore just yet. It is fun to keep all seven of you in suspense, because I am a bastard.
PEW PEW PEW KABOOM

You suck for keeping me in suspense. Damn you devil woman!!
Yes, let’s spank her!
You are evil. That’s why I keep reading. Does it have anything to do with landing a job as a snail-wrangler for a new video game?
Come ONNNNNNNNNNNN! And they’re are at least EIGHT of us! Puh-leeeeeze????