Regrettable statements I have made in the last week: “Never have I been less aroused by the smell of an old person!”
Also, last night I dreamed about Peppermint Bacon ice cream.
Both of these things are gross.
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I dunno man, that ice cream sounds strangely appealing. Maybe I’m pregnant?!?
Ummm yeah, I had an ex who constantly talked about eating “Chicken Ripple” Ice cream when he was half asleep. You’re not that weird…or gross.
*lol*