I have hives, mysterious bug bites, cramps, relationship woes, bad hair, watery burning eyes, and paranoia.
My discomfort is enormous.
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I have hives, mysterious bug bites, cramps, relationship woes, bad hair, watery burning eyes, and paranoia.
My discomfort is enormous.
delicious juice dot com 
*pet*
“and paranoia”
Ok, I’m sorry, but that made me laugh out loud. I feel shame for finding your agony hilarious. I am a bad person. I didn’t mean to. Honest :(
I feel you, my sistah. Everything is teh suck. It is not us. It is everything and everyone else, I am here to confirm.
A crazy (oops I mean manic depressant) friend of mine once told me: “Thinking the entire world is against you isn’t paranoid, that’s just common sense. Paranoia is thinking they’re all in it together.”
in cases like this, puffing a fatty always works for me. or chocolate. or both.