did you know?

.. if you hit snooze enough times, my alarm clock will give up and turn itself off?
.. if you put enough jam on your accidental cheese croissant, you can almost – but not quite – not taste the cheese at all?
.. my many years of internet spoiler reading has finally backfired on me, and I accidentally spoiled something that I was looking forward to?
.. no matter how sneaky you are when you try to enhance your downtown parking you WILL be busted and sent a nasty email with your only warning not to do it again OR ELSE?
.. that you should always check your scooter gear for unmentionable nightmare bugs that might bite you while riding and leaving painful, itchy, hideous warty welts on your wrists the size of a quarter and make you look as though you fisted a leper?
.. that leper fisting might be the worst mental imagery you encounter today, for that I am sort of sorry but really just very amused?
.. that I am swamped with chemicals and really need to get back to work?

2 thoughts on “did you know?”

That beats my fisting a leprechaun mental imagery from yesterday.

Always after me lucky charms!

How do they know the email attached to the parked vehicle?

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