pretty witty and gay

Today I would like you to note two three things:

  • I am dressed like a girl
  • My shoes are much, much cooler than yours
  • It is Miranda’s birthday and she is super

I decided to take advantage of the car today and hump it silly wear clothing wholly not suited for the scooter. As a result, I am very, very girlie today – ruffled dress, mascara, girl smells. I like it. Even though I have a fierce wedgie, I am a pretty pretty princess.

I think I am going to place a temporary moratorium on video games. I love video games, you see. I have many, many video games. In March alone, I’ve purchased .. 7? 8? games, and that is clearly a lot. For the rest of the month, I will not buy any new video games. I know that’s only 11 days, but I’m only human. Maybe I can try for two weeks. Okay, for the next two weeks I will not buy any new video games. I can do it! I am strong! I am a proud warrior woman!

.. I am totally lying to myself! Sort of. I mean, I won’t buy any games for the next two weeks – that part is easy. The lie is in the details; there is nothing coming out in the next two weeks that I am at all interested in. April, though – my list is massive. It still counts as effort if I don’t buy any games for two weeks but then buy 10 in the first week of April, right?

Lastly, I demand that you marvel in the awesome power of my fantastic shoes:

6 thoughts on “pretty witty and gay

  1. You obviously have the chutzpah to pull that look off. I’m a little older then you and would look like a total dork in that get up!

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