I drank all the Diet Coke in the house, so after watching Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle I decided it would be an excellent idea to go to 7-11 and get some ice cold refreshing delicious Diet Coke.

Except .. they were FUCKING OUT OF DIET COKE.

The irony was not at all lost on me.

Sadly, Neil Patrick Harris did not appear to save the day. I had to make do with some chocolate Skittles. I am a sad, thirsty monkey.