elk

We saw many an elk on our way to Edmonton:

  • deer elk
  • elk elk
  • moose elk
  • bear elk
  • gopher elk
  • caribelk
  • horse elk
  • man-in-chicken-suit elk

Good times.

In other news, Ed sucks. He tried to bribe me into feeling better by saying we could go to Red Lobster tonight (shut up, red lobster is awesome and there are none in Vancouver because we big city folk are too klassy) but then later forgot and is instead making me eat leftovers. I tried really hard to feel better, my spirits buoyed by the thought of those damn addicting cheddar biscuits – only to come crashing down all emo’d up by his LIES. LIES! Oh, why does he continually turn my heart into a house of LIES? Probably because he is a JERK.

Also, I totally lied about feeling better – I feel horrible and my throat is coated in pointy, pointy death.

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  1. Funny, we just went to Red Lobster for the first time probably 8 years. It was unfortunately all I remembered and I think we were the only couple in our late 20s there. The rest were either senior citizens, families with 6 kids or teenagers on dates. It was kind of funny. My crab legs were good though…

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