Just ONCE,  I’d like someone to realize that:

• my name is Kimli – not Kim, not Kimberly, not Karen, not Sima – KIMLI. Too hard? Let’s revert, then: KIM LEE. Easier? No? Try anyway.
• not every woman takes her husband’s last name – I kept mine for a reason, and while I love Ed’s family, I would appreciate it if you would acknowledge that my last name is WANGZILLA, not Pinocchio.

Fucking up my name in three separate ways in one evening is insulting and infuriating.