Discount Pop Tarts and free milk can only be the most delicious way to start your work day.

Also good: using the words “suck it up, princess” and “it’s making me stabby” in work communication.

Lastly, I’m glad I’m not the only one who had a great deal of disdain for the small children protesting the gas prices because their parents had to cancel cable. At 7 and 9 years old, you should a) be able to spell “money” and “cable”, or b) know how to use a dictionary, or c) think to ask someone before making big signs. Then again, if you name your child “Pyper”, I’m thinking spelling may not be a strong suit in the family.

I am snarky and mean. Perhaps this is why my friends no longer like me.