Last night during dinner, an interesting question came up: will the iPhone and iPod Touch respond if you use a/your wang instead of your finger?

Clearly, this could be a significant breakthrough for amputee exhibitionists everywhere. I am obligated to research my theory to the ends of the earth, not for my own pleasure, but for SCIENCE.

You can expect my detailed report – with pictures, if I can talk fast enough – to be on your collective e-desks soon.

Science is awesome.