It is with great sadness that we announce the passing of our Xbox 360 on July 23rd, 2008 after a brief struggle with the Red Ring of Death. Predeceased by a PS2 and a Nintendo DS, the 360 is survived by the other PS2, the Wii, the Xbox 180, the Dreamcast, two Nintendo DSes and a PSP. The 360 will be sorely missed not just as a video game system but also as the thing we would watch downloaded movies on via a USB stick. A celebration of the 360’s life will be held this Saturday, July 26th, in North Vancouver BC – contact a family member for details. In lieu of flowers, the family requests that a donation be made to Child’s Play.

“Dead flies putrefy the perfumer’s ointment and cause it to off a foul odor; such is your lack of skill that you punk ass bitches are going to eat my plasma before this round is out.” (Ecclesiastes 10:1)