I’m cranky for no reason. Most of it, I’m sure, has to do with the 6+ hours of QA I just did – not to mention the skull-and-crossbones-adorned sign I made this morning reminding me via post-it what is due this week and looming over my adorable head. I like my job, but today it is making me cranky.

Other things that could be contributing to my crank:

• I’m wearing short pants and my ankles are cold
• What’s for dinner tonight? Nothing? Awesome.
• I want adventure. When is it my turn to have some adventure? I would like some fun now, please.
• There’s a big ugly scratch right down the center of the right lens of my Usual Glasses. I broke out the Backup Glasses today, and things look funny.
• Where the hell is that thing I ordered 3 weeks ago. Should I email them again? Packages make me less cranky, and I was really hoping it was going to come today.
• I have a secret with a hilarious name that I can’t share yet
• People don’t update often enough, damnit
• Is it time to go home yet?
• There are sites that are way more popular than mine and I absolutely do not see their appeal. What do I have to do to be popular? I want internet fame and notoriety too.
• Sweet jesus, it IS time to go home!
• Too bad I can’t, because there are still 5 post-its on my wall
• Crap.