I tried to wear PVC to work.
I say “tried”, because I got outside and made every effort to climb atop Oscar, fully intent on riding into work and testing my theory that my PVC skirt is at least a little more water resistant than my jeans – but things didn’t exactly go as planned.
I had made one fatal mistake in my calculations: my PVC skirt is fetish ware, not rain ware. The skirt might have held up very well in the rain, except it’s made for sexy times – when I got on Oscar, I immediately realized that this adventure in science wouldn’t be so much an attempt to stay dry as it would be a chance to air out my vagina and give the city of Vancouver a gynecological thrill it wouldn’t soon forget.
It must have been an epic sight, and I forgive the City of North Vancouver employees for snickering at me as I tried to leave for work. It likely isn’t every day they see a short round girl trying to climb on a scooter wearing a PVC skirt cut to her upper thigh, looking perplexed as she tries to coax the material into providing some semblance of decency.
Needless to say, this experiment in sexy time rain gear crossover science was a big fat fail.
I wonder if I could scoot in a corset.
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I walked 5k in a corset. You can certainly scoot. :)
I am so turned on right now.
OMG, I’m howling over here… The picture in my head is way too funny. ;) Thanks for the giggle!
We should totally do a calendar. You can be June, November, and April. =)
Wow…
Hahahahahaaaa! Oh, Kimli. That’s the most awesome thing ever. Thank you for having the courage both to experiment and to share the results.
But WHY are there never PICTURES for these awesome mental pr0n you help to create for us?
Pic-TURES PIC-TURES!
:D
What, nobody else wants to snag some months? I GET AUGUST.
I can fill out a corset. I think October is the hairy month.
Dibs.
My engineer side speaking: The smaller the clothes are, the less it will protect you from the rain, whatever the material, no?
Actually, the PVC skirt is quite modest if you ignore the slit – it’s floor length, and one of the more modest things I own.
The matching corset is another story, though. :)