appropriate thoughts for hump day

Do you ever wish you had a more .. salacious past?

My own wanton past is nothing to sneer at (unlike my wonton past, which was really too salty and overcooked), but sometimes I wish I had taken more .. liberties with people. Especially when I was younger and completely oblivious to my own sexual charms.

I know the popular saying is “if I had known then what I know now”, but in my case, I think that knowledge would have NOT kept me out of trouble but rather have led to a great deal more nudity in mixed company.

Are you ever too old to indulge in your filthy, lustful daydreams?

On that note, does anyone want to make out?

10 thoughts on “appropriate thoughts for hump day

  1. One of my regrets is that in my early-to-mid-20s, whenever someone (or a couple people) invited me for a threesome or tag team, I always thought they were kidding so I laughed and declined. And then each time found out later that it was actually a serious offer. Not that I would’ve said yes to *all* of them, but there’s the odd one I specifically wish I’d gone for.

    I wish I’d been sluttier in my late teens and very early 20s, because there were a few years where I got no action whatsoever, and it seems like a waste now.

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